Avril Lavigne
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squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
shes in no way punk. at all. not even a tiny little teansy winney tiny baby bit. and dont get me started with that.. "music". its terrible. now that thats said..
is she cute? well, sorta..ish, i mean, id put it in her butt. but nothing special. it doesnt take much for me to feel that way.
is she cute? well, sorta..ish, i mean, id put it in her butt. but nothing special. it doesnt take much for me to feel that way.
I was at FOB Kalsu in 04. Was there from Jan-May. I was in the 82nd back then.
Yeah seriously having been in the punk scene forever I can tell you she is not punk. Even in the punk scene you got gutter punks, skins, pop punk, you get the picture.
However as eye candy she is ok in my book. I also recall most of the real punk chicks were either skins or dykes.
Yeah seriously having been in the punk scene forever I can tell you she is not punk. Even in the punk scene you got gutter punks, skins, pop punk, you get the picture.
However as eye candy she is ok in my book. I also recall most of the real punk chicks were either skins or dykes.
She's cute. I wouldn't kick her out of bed. At least not till I'm done. 
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She's a bitch. One of the times I worked her show she did the worst thing an artist can do to her fans. There was a meet 'n greet backstage for 15 of her fans. One of them was a retarded 12-year-old girl whose dream was to meet Avril Lavigne. The tour manager thought it would be a nice gesture if the girl had her picture taken with the bitch, so he asked her to hug the girl for the picture. The look on the bitch's face immediately changed from boredom and antipathy to disgust and revulsion, as if she would've just been asked to touch a leper. "Ew! No way!" was her response, as she stormed off from catering, where the event was held. After 2 or 3 minutes, and some convincing by the tour manager, she came back out and half-assedly put her arm around the girl, keeping as much distance between them as possible, and had the picture taken. I just can't have any respect for someone who pulls that kind of bullshit.
Don't bother, I've probably worked with him in the past.
You want stage stories? You've come to the right place. :thumbsup:
Lungzyn
Die For Me
Fuck Avril Lavigne. She isn't punk. She's a fucking poseur bitch who writes shitty music. Just because you dye your hair and wear Vans slip ons, does not make you punk. Punk is a lifestyle, not a fashion trend.
Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
I Cannot fuckin stand her! IMO she's a ugly, skanky lookin punkA$$, over-rated, untalented, fuckhead, piece of shit, bitch, that I think she truly is.. is that derogatory enough of a connotation to what I really think of that nastiness I am talking about? & since she did, what my dude, "gsb" describes above she can go play in fuckin traffic for all I care. FUCK avril Lavigne & her music.
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Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
What she did too that metally challenged girl or what I said about her?
Don't be vague. speak your mind. :yinyang::scream:
I look, the most hot fans Avril Lavigne meet here :1orglaugh
'Zat mean you wanna hear a story? Ok, how's this one from a sound guy that I've worked with? So, this guy was in D.C. mixing monitors at a theater for some band that I can't remember. As we all know you can't have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll without the drugs, right? So this guy's at the monitor desk cutting up a line, when the backstage security guy approaches him. He thought the guy would be like any other backstage security guard in the country and want some of his blow, but it turned out that the guy was an off-duty D.C. cop that worked part-time at the theater. So the cop approaches him, flashes his badge, and asks what he was doing. Then, in the greatest display of quick thinking on your feet that I've ever heard of, he tells the cop that it was fader powder, used to keep the faders on the board running smoothly. He pushed the blow into the faders and showed the cop how nicely they worked after being dusted with the powder. The suspicious cop walked away, trying to believe what he had just been told, while the guy tried to snort as much blow as he could out of the faders. :rofl:
I think you should make a story telling thread. I always enjoy them...
btw AL sucks sooo hard. Her music is terrible shes a fraud and what a bitch for her actions towards the girl.
I Cannot fuckin stand her! IMO she's a ugly, skanky lookin punkA$$, over-rated, untalented, fuckhead, piece of shit, bitch, that I think she truly is.. is that derogatory enough of a connotation to what I really think of that nastiness I am talking about? & since she did, what my dude, "gsb" describes above she can go play in fuckin traffic for all I care. FUCK avril Lavigne & her music.
Maybe. Maybe not.
I'd still fuck her brains out :nannerf1:
Yeah I would give her the tube sausage treatment. Then again I dated a Bahamian chick with a mohawk! So I guess there are all kinds of punkers. We had lots of groupie chicks after some of my bands just to get with us. They could really careless about punk and quite frankly so long as I got some boom boom I was happy.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Is it just me, or does she seem a bit too old for the music she's singing? I feel like her songs should be performed by little tweeners in pigtails. She's 25 years old for fuck's sake! Grow up and sing something more your age. I've never been a fan of her fake punk/pop/quasi skate style. And GSB doesn't paint a very flattering picture of her either. I say those two together are reason enough to have her shot. We don't need a jury for that...
