Since it's a new page, here's what he wrote so far!
DB fans said: Fieza, still pissed of getting beat up by goku, wanders around the streets. He suddenly comes up with the best idea ever, and it's to make a pie. Well he was getting hungry.
He starts thinking about the ingredients and then something goes BANG on his head, it was one of those dragon balls! Suddenly, it becomes clear to him that he could change the DBZ storyline, if he asks Porunga to change all saiyans into pies. That way he could eat them all and not only get rid of them, but also his appetite.
However it seems that he hasn't noticed that he's been eating the dragon ball while in his fantasies. So he gets the worst stomach ache EVER! And then Krillin rushes in with an epic liver blow makunouchi style!! Frieza vomits the db, ITS INTACT! Krilin yells "YES! NOW WITH ALL SEVEN DRAGON BALLS I CAN FINALLY HAVE MY WISH AND GROW TALL!"
Freiza then murders the baldy and realizes that he needs to hide the body from Goku, so then he feels a poke from behind him, turns around and sees A18.
"What you want bitch? I'm Frieza! I can last 10min against a super saiyan!" Feels another poke from behind, turns around and sees A17 who replies "We can kill a super saiyan though". Freiza: *Gulp*
He then throws a pie in his face and flees. Finally, he decides to go back in time and use the current-time dragonballs back in the past for immortality in english this time. Use this to stop them from getting to porunga, and then get 3 OTHER WISHES!! He will wish for some new boots. Size nine please. After he got them he will wish for pies. Strawberry saiyajin flavour please.
AND LAST AND DEFINITLY NOT LEAST, he wishes for some spiky gold hair and eyebrows.. "That should do the trick!", thought Frieza, "because if I really wanna get jiggy with bulma, i'm gonna have to get in the trend." Poor sod had no idea that it's not the saiyan's hair that the ladies dig but the saiyan's long furry tails. He then returns to the present with his spiky golden hair, size nine boots and pies only to encounter...
Here are the results. Ecchi-ac, take this to Akira Toriyama! |