I’ve been listening to country music for the majority of my life at this point. There was a time when I would hate on the NPC hive mind retard brains who would say “anything but country” when asked what kind of music they listened to, because even through the worst eras of country music there’s been some real bangers and I don’t even mean obscure acts, or diving deep into the history of country music, I’m talking bangers from the mainstream country stars from Chet Atkins to Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Kenny Rodgers, Dolly Parton, Randy Travis, Kenny Chesney…too many names to count….so when you get the “anything but country” you know you’re dealing with a full retard….

But since country music is trendy now, you probably won’t get that answer, instead you’ll get a girl in Daisy Dukes, halter top, cowboy boot and hats flashing her tits after a good mudding at the county fair.

Kelsea Ballerini is arguably the hottest girl in Country music right now, unless you’re still jerking off to Wynona Judd’s fat ass, or Dolly’s tits, or maybe the corpse of Loretta Lynn…..

But like all country girls, she’s trying to separate herself from country and instead of bringing some farmer’s daughter, outdoorsman, riding a fucking horse, or wearing a Patsy Cline looking outfit made by that dude who made all the shirts for the rhinestone cowboy country starts….and that’s unfortunate.

Instead they have her dressed like a ballerina cuz her name is ballerini, not doing country white girl fetishists right, instead being too cosmopolitan…probably living in New York city and fucking non-country dudes…on some kind of rumspringer.

She is seemingly less fat than she’s been, so that’s good and she has her pants off, so no need to hate on the hottest girl in Country Music as she attempts to Taylor Swift herself….but there’s something far more interesting if she committed to country…since a lot of people like that kind of thing….

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